Slouch Boss

$78.00 USD ~~$108.00 USD~~

Food-grade & Worry-free

Handmade & One-of-a-kind

Soft & Stress-relieving

🖤 DELIBERATELY TWISTED

"Each Misfit Morph is disturbingly hand-crafted, with every warped smile, googly eye, and lopsided grin brimming with chaotic charm."

💀 NOT YOUR AVERAGE GIFT

"Give the gift of weird. For the friend who’s into oddities, art toys, or just enjoys a bit of delightful discomfort."

🕷️STRANGE SATISFACTION

"Soft, squishy, and unapologetically odd—poke it, punch it, or just stare into its mildly cursed soul."

🕸️ABSURDLY BOUNCY

"No matter how many times you squash it, twist it, or flatten its face, it always bounces back with more attitude."

🧟 STRESS RELIEF... WITH ATTITUDE

"Feeling overwhelmed? Squeeze out your inner chaos with something weirder than your problems. It’s oddly effective."

🫠 COLLECTIBLE CHAOS

"From creepy-cute to straight-up strange, each one’s got a personality of its own. Collect them all—if you dare."

It started with one DM — a fan sent us a cursed little sketch of a foot… with a face.
We laughed. Then we made it.
What followed was chaos. More weird ideas rolled in, and soon we had a growing gang of squishy misfits with bizarre faces and even stranger vibes.
That’s how Misfit Morphs was born — not designed, but summoned by the internet.

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Let customers speak for us

from 5 reviews

squishy-Grump Toad

This little guy is disturbingly realistic—in the best way! The texture on its back has bumpy ridges, just like a real toad. Super squishy and fun to poke. Totally weird, totally awesome.

Rachel Monroe

Grump Toad

06/03/2025

squishy-Slouch Boss

Got this bizarre little guy as a gift for my friend who loves weird stuff—she absolutely lost it (in a good way)! It’s the perfect gag-meets-art gift. Squishy, creepy, and hilarious all at once. 10/10 would gift again.

Amanda Rios

Slouch Boss

05/31/2025